...I say hello

[xp_wiccan]

I hear this is the place to meet people, so hey. I'm Billy. You might know me as Asgardian (prize to anyone who suggests a good nickname that keeps me off the radars of various government agencies). Or possibly as the Baconator. I hear that caught some attention here. Sadly, I have to report that there are some problems even Bacon can't solve.

Anyways, semester's done, so I'm more or less here for a while. Feel free to stop by and say 'hey.'

Comments

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Yes, wreak havoc on the people of minimum wage, great plan.

(Hey, I'm Felicia, and apparently I'm going to social justice warrior on your journal today.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I mean, the point of magicking stuff away from, like, a corporation is that it's not taking anything from people who actually need it?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Except the people who work there get punished for it, whether it be no bonuses at Christmas, lay offs, docked pay...

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, let's look at scale. There are now like four apples in our fridge that weren't there before. Four apples won't make a difference to any big retailer. They probably deal with theft of like four hundred apples a day, which isn't even accounting for like one apple going missing from every single store they have. Whereas, four apples from the fridge of a family that needs it would be literally taking food away from people who might not be able to afford to go get more. So I can see where you're coming from, but like. Better magicking food from Walmart, if you're going to magic food, than John Smith down the road with two kids and no job.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Or just buy your own fucking food.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Wow, wish a man a fish, you'll get an earful.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Repercussions, kitten; you have them. Also, I may have insomnia and tumblr, soon to be wine and none of the above.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

In my experience, wine sometimes leads to TOO much Tumblr.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I closed the window. I hate who tumblr makes me become.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

...I'm filing that burn away for later because right now I'm buying a new bag.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Well, Billiam seems to have a thing about not actually going to the store. I'm not judging, I'm just trying to make it as low-impact as possible.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

I'll take you to whatever store you want.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Or we could just go downstairs, as the very pretty blonde lady suggested.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

...did you show him the giant kitchen downstairs? With the giant, full fridge and pantry?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

No, I left him with Summers for the orientation tour.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Oooh... bad form. I can't believe he kept you after that.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

He teleports! How was I supposed to know that involved not going to the really big kitchens downstairs?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

He TELEPORTS? Shit, I should have been nicer to him; from the above thread I don't think my being extremely hot is going to matter.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

He does! But I'm sure if you bring him a burger or something, you'll be fine. Or beer. Beer and burgers. I'm making food, if you'd like to stop by.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

You're making food. At 11:30 at night.

(I pretty much just keep coffee, diet Coke and not beer booze in my suite. Then again he couldn't figure out where the kitchen is, maybe he won't notice that the beer tastes more like diet Coke and vodka.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

If you bring me a beer that tastes like Diet Coke and vodka, I'll feed you whatever you like, even if I have to go find, like, a salad or something somewhere.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Speculation! Trust me, I'm all about the Robin Hood. (Hmm.... Maybe that would be a good name. Hood, I mean. I'm not planning on being a sidekick,)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Nope. Don't go with that for a hero name. Just don't.

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

There's no shame in being a sidekick!