...I say hello

[xp_wiccan]

I hear this is the place to meet people, so hey. I'm Billy. You might know me as Asgardian (prize to anyone who suggests a good nickname that keeps me off the radars of various government agencies). Or possibly as the Baconator. I hear that caught some attention here. Sadly, I have to report that there are some problems even Bacon can't solve.

Anyways, semester's done, so I'm more or less here for a while. Feel free to stop by and say 'hey.'

Comments

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

...asgardian? You say that one aloud a few times before picking that out?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Roommate! We're out of milk. Also, orange juice and eggs and pretty much everything else. I vote you stock up this time.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Consider it done. I mean, literally. Check the fridge.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That is so awesome. Wait. Did you just steal food from somebody who might've needed it?

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Har, har, har. HiLARious.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Of course not! (Probably not.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Put it back, I'll go to the kitchen downstairs. Or, like, the actual grocery store.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

No but actually asking - because if you did and went with it anyway, more power to you.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

No, it wasn't intentional. Or maybe subconscious. I have guarded some fine ones.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Gotta be a story or two there.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

No idea where to send it back. And besides, For all I know, trying to put it back would destroy the fabric of reality.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Aw, Billiam, no. Please don't destroy the fabric of time. Please also don't potentially steal food from other people. I mean, sure, magic food away from Walmart or whatever, but like. Specificity!

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. Kinda destroys the whole invisible protector vibe if you take them home afterwards. Even if you could be convinced it wasn't taking advantage.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Eh. You need to work on your game.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

I refuse to say "Walmart" in my spells. On principle.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

YOU.

YOU owe me.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

You offer lessons?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Target? Lowes Food? Whole Food? Pick a massive chain, bro.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm sorry?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

yes, I know.

very, very sorry.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

How is that any better? You've obviously never cast a spell.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Duh, dude. I have an eye thing, not a magic thing.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Yes, wreak havoc on the people of minimum wage, great plan.

(Hey, I'm Felicia, and apparently I'm going to social justice warrior on your journal today.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I mean, the point of magicking stuff away from, like, a corporation is that it's not taking anything from people who actually need it?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I could be convinced.

I'm Gabriel, btw.