...I say hello

[xp_wiccan]

I hear this is the place to meet people, so hey. I'm Billy. You might know me as Asgardian (prize to anyone who suggests a good nickname that keeps me off the radars of various government agencies). Or possibly as the Baconator. I hear that caught some attention here. Sadly, I have to report that there are some problems even Bacon can't solve.

Anyways, semester's done, so I'm more or less here for a while. Feel free to stop by and say 'hey.'

Comments

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Or just buy your own fucking food.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Wow, wish a man a fish, you'll get an earful.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Repercussions, kitten; you have them. Also, I may have insomnia and tumblr, soon to be wine and none of the above.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

In my experience, wine sometimes leads to TOO much Tumblr.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I closed the window. I hate who tumblr makes me become.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

...I'm filing that burn away for later because right now I'm buying a new bag.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Well, Billiam seems to have a thing about not actually going to the store. I'm not judging, I'm just trying to make it as low-impact as possible.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

I'll take you to whatever store you want.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Or we could just go downstairs, as the very pretty blonde lady suggested.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

...did you show him the giant kitchen downstairs? With the giant, full fridge and pantry?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

No, I left him with Summers for the orientation tour.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Oooh... bad form. I can't believe he kept you after that.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

He teleports! How was I supposed to know that involved not going to the really big kitchens downstairs?

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

He TELEPORTS? Shit, I should have been nicer to him; from the above thread I don't think my being extremely hot is going to matter.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

He does! But I'm sure if you bring him a burger or something, you'll be fine. Or beer. Beer and burgers. I'm making food, if you'd like to stop by.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

You're making food. At 11:30 at night.

(I pretty much just keep coffee, diet Coke and not beer booze in my suite. Then again he couldn't figure out where the kitchen is, maybe he won't notice that the beer tastes more like diet Coke and vodka.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

If you bring me a beer that tastes like Diet Coke and vodka, I'll feed you whatever you like, even if I have to go find, like, a salad or something somewhere.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I only eat after 8pm on cheat days but I will accept a diet Coke and vodka trade for a good word in with your roommate. Or black mail. Not fussed.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Do you like cherries? (Yes, this is a suitable trade. Come, be a social insomniac as I make food.)

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Yes? (Just for a bit. Apparently I'm an adult that works in the morning or something, ugh. I'll be the one knocking with a can of Coke because my hands are full.)