it's hot up here

[xp_wiccan]

I teleported Tommy and me from my bedroom to my front yard once. Wanda, please teach me how to teleport from here to London because I might actually die if I can't see this.

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[xp_lusized]

I don't know who Wanda is but can she teach me to teleport too I'M SORRY HOW DID I MISS THEY'RE DOING A REVIVAL OF THIS ON THE WEST END SORRY FOR YELLING NOT SORRY

WITH JONATHAN BAILEY
fuck im dead

[xp_wiccan]

First Company, now Sunday. Put him in all the Sondheim!

[xp_lusized]

One of the guys in my tech class is trying to get me to play some mmo because he does a voice in it but like do I have TIME IDK.

[xp_wiccan]

I don't know what an mmo is

[xp_lusized]

Big multiplayer online game. Lots of people fighting lots of big monsters, they're kinda fun but also totally a time sink.

[xp_wiccan]

Playing with strangers over the internet? I'd rather note. My brothers like Fortnite and the things I hear them say in voice chat when our mom isn't around should not come out of 12 year olds' mouths.

[xp_lusized]

and like groups for them are more drama than the last production of Heathers I was in

[xp_catseye]

This is like listening to twins speak in their own secret language.

[xp_wiccan]

My brothers did that except it turns out they're actually reciting Ladino folk song lyrics they learned in school.

[xp_lusized]

I could make it worse he was in a play called cock and him being in it mightve killed sondheim but you know in a good oh I can die now the world is perfect way

[xp_longshot]

That park painting? Nice. I get it.

But see, teleporting straight to London skips the crucial airport montage sequence! You'd miss the necessary tension of the security line, the drama finding good coffee, and the vital growth from jet lag. Travel trauma makes the good things feel earned.

[xp_wiccan]

I don't think any of that improves the travel experience! It just makes me want to crawl out of my skin. But I do like those stroopwaffles that United serves on their flights.

[xp_velocidad]

?? You want to teleport to London to see one painting?

[xp_clea]

If Wanda is too busy, I can teach you.

[xp_daytripper]

Please don't teach the baby chaos user to teleport.

[xp_clea]

It's because I am chaos now right?

[xp_daytripper]

More there's plenty of trouble a chaos user can get into locally, without adding global teleportation.