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[xp_wiccan]

Hi, I'm Billy Kaplan. I just moved in. I live in a suite with Tommy. I just transferred to Bayview as a junior. Hi. I don't know what else to say but Scott told me hi is enough probably.

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[xp_mimetic]

oh hey cool nice to meet you what's your powers

[xp_wiccan]

I don't actually know. Stuff happens? I can float things and shoot lightning. I teleported one time. Wanda says it's something about chaos but like what does that even mean?

[xp_mimetic]

that sounds AMAZING????? let's FIND OUT what they do I'll help my power is I can copy other people's powers and I really want to copy yours now please

[xp_wiccan]

Oh I don't know. Maybe you should start with Tommy's, his make more sense.

[xp_mimetic]

wait who's tommy and what can HE do

[xp_wiccan]

My roommate. He's fast and can explode things. Has he not said hi yet because Scott didn't make him?

[xp_mimetic]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why does nobody tell me about cool powers coming in!? I'M THE POWERS PERSON ON THIS TEAM (the x-men) and I'm so good at exploding things already?? like come on guys who else would you want experimenting with chaos powers

[xp_wiccan]

Wow I didn't know exploding things is a skill someone could have. But I guess I should have because Tommy is actually not bad at it.

[xp_mimetic]

of course it's a skill! if you blow up things you don't wanna blow up then you're really bad at it but if you practice a lot and get to try new powers to learn new ways of blowing things up then you can only blow things up that you mean to

okay sometimes it goes badly like with knife hands and those trash cans but that was a tactical error because I really did think maybe they were gonna transform into a Sentinel

[xp_wiccan]

Knife. Hands.

[xp_mimetic]

Madin has THE BEST powers they are so cool the knives are like hot plasma we didn't have ANY powers like that back home

[xp_madin]

I make plasma knives.

When you hit things with hot plasma, they burn, explode or melt, depending.

It's not super useful in normal life but I can always light a BBQ.

[xp_madin]

This is why you're my favourite

[xp_mimetic]

🥰🥰🥰 you're mine too because knife hands are the best power hands down (except maybe Arthur who has TK that can summon satellites but I can't figure out how to summon anything from space without accidentally causing a minor climate disaster if things go wrong)

[xp_madin]

...Arthur has luck powers.

(And yeah, YEAH. We are not hastening the current mass extinction event and climate change.)

[xp_wiccan]

Luck powers? What does that mean?

[xp_madin]

It's hard to explain. He's just...lucky. like, he could fall down a flight of stairs carrying a tray of antique china and everything would go flying but he would miraculously catch his balance and all the stuff would land on the tray again?

It's like, crazy good luck happens to him.

[xp_wiccan]

Oh. I have the opposite. I don't even think it's my powers, I just had really bad luck. I could be walking on an even surface and still trip and break fancy dishes that are on the other side of the room.

[xp_mimetic]

HOLD UP HE HAS WHAT NOW

[xp_madin]

Oh man. That's super rough.

[xp_catseye]

Hmm.

"Stuff happens."

That seems suspiciously vague.

[xp_longshot]

Hi-five on being opposites, Billy! Nice to meet you.

Maybe we'll cancel each other out. Or, better yet, be perfectly unpredictable.

[xp_longshot]

Hi works just fine! Around here, though, a simple hi tends to tumble into minor chaos, improbable adventures, and excellent stories. Consider yourself officially warned and welcomed.

[xp_longshot]

To be fair, the universe just plays along with me. Who can really say?

[xp_wiccan]

🤷‍♂️ I don't know how else to explain it.

Sometimes I glow blue.

[xp_wiccan]

I feel like I've been swept up by a tornado and crash landed in Oz

[xp_longshot]

Just means you’ve crossed into a more Technicolor part of life.

[xp_catseye]

How unhelpful.

Surveillance shall commence.

[xp_speed]

oh lol i forgot to do this hi billy

[xp_talon]

I just graduated from Bayview. If anyone picks on you, tell them you are friends with Laura. They'll back off.

I am Laura.

[xp_scarlet_witch]

I’m glad to see you are settling in. I would be happy to do some powers work with you now that it is calmer. I have been overseas for much of the last year but, ah, feel like I should stay close to the mansion for some time…

[xp_wiccan]

This doesn't surprise me at all

[xp_wiccan]

Oh ok thanks. Hi Laura

[xp_wiccan]

Right I guess that's why I'm here right

Thanks for everything btw I don't think I said that before

[xp_talon]

Anytime Billy. You glow blue and make things from chaos?

[xp_scarlet_witch]

It’s appreciated but not needed, especially as I feel like I owe your mother some new rose bushes.

And we can take things on your schedule - but with chaos powers, it is generally better to get a handle on them before you accidentally shatter all the windows because of a sneeze. I am, unfortunately, speaking from experience.

[xp_speed]

you wound me

[xp_mimetic]

I COULD SO PLEASE LET ME USE YOUR POWERS I WANNA TRY

[xp_wiccan]

I guess. I still don't really understand. I think I did cast a magic spell a few weeks ago but it didn't go right 😐🧙🥀

[xp_bright]

Hi! I'm the resident Australian teenager. I still don't know that much about American grades but I'm going to Bayview as well. They all seem pretty nice though.