Pepperoni

[xp_wiccan]

Pepperoni is delicious. Why isn't the whole world made out of pepperoni?

Comments

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

You are not allowed to say things like that.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Oh, I couldn't do that. At least I don't think so.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Do not take my words as a challenge.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming it's because the world can't handle that much blatant destruction of property/cannabalism (are people made of pepperoni in this world?) from all the eating that would happen?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Because eating your own species is wrong.

[x-trance.livejournal.com]

Billy Kaplan, don't you dare!?!?!

If one sausage of pepperoni hits me in the middle of these seating arrangements, you will live to regret it...

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

He has to wish for it for it to happen - if he starts wishing for things, then we'll be in trouble. Maybe. Probably. I think.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Ants. Also - flies. Flies make maggots. The world can't be made of pepperoni because it would be unhygienic. And gross. But you're right - delicious.